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It’s been around 3 months since I’ve last had In N Out. Finally had some today. It was fucking delicious.
I WANT SOME
DARK KNIGHT RISES TRIVIA
Christopher Nolan originally envisioned Bane as a little Indian boy. Two weeks before shooting, he changed his mind and cast Tom Hardy.
i’ve just started a band called 999 megabytes
we haven’t done a gig yet
WOW THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY EXCEPT THERE ARE 1024 MEGABYTES IN A GIG SO YOUR JOKE SHOULD SAY “i’ve just started a band called 1023 megabytes” YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
YEAH, HI …
I WAS AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. I’M TED’S FRIEND.
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. SUPER FUN. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. CAN’T BELIEVE THE WHOLE COUCH CAUGHT ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WOW. JUST CRAZY. AND THEN THE FRIDGE IN THE POOL? WERE YOU HERE FOR THAT? I DON’T USUALLY SAY THINGS ARE ‘EPIC’ BUT IT WAS EPIC. HONESTLY.
ANYHOW, DID YOU FIND A SET OF KEYS?
CAN’T SEEM TO FIND MY KEYS.